May 2010
fuckyeahsweetmusic:
neonjellybean:
La Roux -...
BEST FORWARD I GOT EVER FROM MY UNCLE
slobberpussyshadai:
“A man and his wife are at home. The man is sitting down watching a show with a psychiatrist on it who deals with marriage counseling. The wife walks in from the kitchen and the man turns to her and says “Honey, Tell me something that’s bad but good at the same time.” She turns to him and says “Out of all of your friends, you have the biggest dick.”
LMFAOO
Let's get together, yeahyeahyeah.
vivalaellie:
I’m sad that I have no one. Yet I swear, everybody else seems to have someone.
